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Friday, August 18, 2017

Logan Lucky (2017): Ocean's 7-Eleven

After a four-year voluntary semi-retirement, Steven Soderbergh seems to be pretty rusty. His new picture, Logan Lucky, is about an elaborate scheme by a bunch of Southern rustics to rip off mounds of cash from the house during the running of NASCAR’s Coca Cola 600 race in North Carolina. Soderbergh is a past master of the heist genre, and as anyone who has seen Ocean’s 11, Ocean’s 12 or Ocean’s 13 can attest, he knows how to handle complicated larceny schemes with finesse. And the plan in Logan Lucky is certainly tricky enough to be intriguing.

Plus, the movie is stuffed to the hilt with pretty big stars, including Channing Tatum in the lead as Jimmy Logan, an out of work West Virginia miner with big ideas; Adam Driver as his taciturn bartender brother Clyde; Riley Keough as their hairdresser sister Mellie; Daniel Craig as a vaunted safe-cracker (looking like an aging, redneck version of Billy Idol); Hillary Swank as a “Special Agent” investigator; plus Katie Holmes, Katherine Waterston, Seth MacFarlane, Dwight Yoakum, Sebastian Stan and more.

So you think it’d be good, right? Sadly no.

Logan Lucky is clearly intended as a comedy, and it just is not very funny. I chuckled a couple of times over its two-hour run-time and smiled a few times more, but these reactions were more than matched by my winces and suppressed groans at the film’s numerous failed comic situations and characterizations. My companion was, if anything, less amused. Neither was the rest of the crowd at the opening night screening last Thursday (except for a couple of guys right behind us, who seemed hell-bent on making the best of it, but even they only laughed out loud a couple of times).

You know how laughter is contagious? Well so is its opposite – an audience that’s dead quiet during what’s supposed to be a funny scene. Maybe I was just with a dud audience. but I don’t think that was the problem. I only entertain the thought because some critics are saying that Logan Lucky is a very funny movie.  These are probably the same folks who thought the Coen Brothers’ Hail Caesar (2016) was hilarious. Wrong on both counts!

Unlike the Ocean series of movies, there is little suspense in Logan Lucky to excite us once the scheme is under way. This is because the characters are not particularly interesting or charismatic, notwithstanding the star power of many of the actors, so we don’t care much about them. Virtually all the characters – with the exception of  Tatum’s Jimmy Logan, are broad caricatures or just cartoonish (but unfunny) nitwits.  Nor are there any credible bad guys to root against.  Most of the attempts at humor are tied to our willingness to laugh at small town, working class Southern folks as hicks, hillbillies and silly rednecks. HaHaHa.

Another problem is in the execution. Specifically, the accents are all over the map. The variety of mangled drawls - from red-neck to indecipherable in the case of Daniel Craig, soberly rendered but ridiculous in the case Adam Driver - is diverting in the worst way. As were some of the men’s wigs and hair styles if they can be called that. As an unfunny clownish race-car driver, MacFarlane’s wig is the worst.

I’d like to blame the screenplay rather than the director, but Soderbergh was no mere hired hand. This was his project all the way. He is not just the movie’s director, but also the cinematographer and editor. In fact, he may well have been the screenwriter too. The credited writer, one Rebecca Blunt, apparently does not exist and is rumored to be a pseudonym for either Julie Asner, who happens to be the director’s wife, or Soderbergh himself!

The heist scheme itself would seem doomed to fail given the personnel involved but is actually pretty damn clever to the extent one can figure out just what the gang is actually doing.  The problem is that despite some elaborate planning by Jimmy Logan (the picture’s unsophisticated stand in for Danny Ocean), there is simply no way this gang of dunderheads could pull it off, given – as we eventually figure out – the high level of coordination and sophistication necessarily involved. I’m all for suspension of disbelief and pretty good at it, but not to the degree required by this movie. 

On the plus side, Channing Tatum is very good as Jimmy, the main character. He’s good looking, decent, a caring daddy and although down on his luck, he’s got a plan. He’s not funny, but doesn’t need to be. Also good is the precocious Farrah Mackenzie, as Jimmy’s young daughter Sadie, who lives with Jimmy’s ex-wife but adores her daddy. And pretty Riley Keough, as Jimmy’s sister Mellie, does a nice job of showing the smarts hidden under her somewhat slutty exterior trappings.

But there’s so much wasted talent here.  I love Daniel Craig, but although he certainly tries hard, comedy is apparently not his thing. Watching him try to impersonate a backwoods style explosions expert named Joe Bang (get it?), I kept thinking it’s too bad Clooney was unavailable. The same goes for Adam Driver. His character starts out with our sympathy because he has an artificial forearm, having been severely injured in the Iraq war. But then the movie tries to mine this handicap for laughs; and while deftly done this could be funny, there’s no deftness about it. Driver reminded me in a strange way of poor, unfunny Zeppo in the early Marx Brothers movies, except that in those the other guys were hilarious. Jack Quaid and Brian Gleeson play Joe’s brothers, Fish Bang and Sam Bang, as a pair of illiterate, more or less born-again idiots. Katie Holmes has nothing at all to do as Sadie’s mom/Jimmy’s Ex. Katherine Waterston just gets to seem nice in a small role. And the Oscar-winning Hillary Swank is pretty much a stick in an underwritten part as a law enforcement agent.

In the film, a tv newscaster refers to the heist as Ocean's 7-Eleven. I was going to call it Ocean's Five and a Half, but that's better.

1 hour 59 minutes.
PG-13

Grade C


In Wide Release.

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